Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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