so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize