You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
