Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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