The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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