come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
