i permit you to call me
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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