I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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