I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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