this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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I think your dad took our porno
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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