I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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