Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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