The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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