How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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