brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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