I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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