Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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