after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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