Nicole vs. Life
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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