They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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