Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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