Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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