I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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