Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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