make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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