just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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