conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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