there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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