ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It was confusing and full of hummus
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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