i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Randomize
