he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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