i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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