Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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