lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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