once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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