He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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