Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize