i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
