Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
