hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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