Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
