i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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