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what?
penguin condom
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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