Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
