? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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