508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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