He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Who died my cat blue again?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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