Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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