i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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