He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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