one might say we're banned from that church
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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