dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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Is Oprah even human
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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