Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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