Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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